Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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