pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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