Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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