READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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