I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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