I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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