You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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