I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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