I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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