You work out of a Hotel?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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