at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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