People in love make me want to vomit
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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