Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
