Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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