i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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