yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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