Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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