What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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