Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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