Whod you bang
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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