I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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