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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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