I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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