Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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