they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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