So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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