Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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