Rock
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Fuck
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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