Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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