You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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