No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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