my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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