So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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