Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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