her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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