So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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