walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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