just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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