Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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