Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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