Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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