Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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