And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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