All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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