I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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