in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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