Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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