And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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