What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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