have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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