After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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