No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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