u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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