Kiss
Puke
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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