In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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