highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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