Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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